An almost two-year-old can:
-get Lucky Charms stuck in Silly Putty.
-unwrap the Christmas presents her mom just finished wrapping the minute her mom turns her back.
-reach the water purifier on the counter and leave a puddle of water on the floor for her mom to step in.
-spit in her potty after brushing her teeth once she saw her mom spit in the sink.
-play in her crib for two hours instead of taking a nap.
-be bribed to eat her chicken and rice with the promise of beets.
-+-+*(type on the computer).
-try to wink by wiggling her lips.
-steal the TV remotes and run surprisingly fast while her mother chases her, all while squealing "Tease!"
-dance along with every song in a Christmas program and call every song "Jingle Bells".
-look really surprised when she sees the train coming, have her grandma take this picture, and make the exact same face every time someone asks her, "What do you do when the train comes?"
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